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| First off, I have a weird dream to tell :D So.. apparently there was some kind of world crisis, and the refuge was Africa o_o So, my mom and me rode a hot-air balloon to Africa :D Only she sold all my books when we got there D: but there were snakes made of beef jerky :D so it was all good.Umm.. yeah, here's a story Kristen and I wrote on AIM o.O Sorry is the colors or formatting burns your eyes, it's not pasting right o_o
FrogBabiey (9:07:53 PM): a sheep
xlithium0509 (9:07:59 PM): beep beep!
xlithium0509 (9:08:17 PM): *sheep driving a car*
FrogBabiey (9:08:47 PM): look out
FrogBabiey (9:08:51 PM): a wolf
xlithium0509 (9:09:35 PM): *wolf is hitch hiking and
incognito as a... llama. So, Ms. Sheep picks up Mr. Wolf the llama*
FrogBabiey (9:09:52 PM): then what?
xlithium0509 (9:10:24 PM): MR. WOLF RAPES MS. SHEEP
no not really we have to keep this pg for the kiddos heh heh
xlithium0509 (9:11:22 PM): No actually Mr. Wolf is
like "why, is that Michael Jackson you're listening to?" and Ms.
Sheep is lik e"HELL YEAHZ LOLZ TOTALLY <3" and Mr. Wolf is like
*throws Ms. Sheep out window*
xlithium0509 (9:11:37 PM): So then Mr. Wolf continues
driving along.
xlithium0509 (9:11:42 PM): Now what? :3
FrogBabiey (9:11:56 PM): what happened to ms sheep?
xlithium0509 (9:12:21 PM): She was thrown out the
indow, silly.
FrogBabiey (9:12:35 PM): did she die?
xlithium0509 (9:13:54 PM): ... BUT THEN Mr. Pig the
truck driver came to a screaching halt when he saw Ms. Sheep's bloody body
sprwled across the road. He was all like "Hey, Ms. Sheep oink how did you end up on the oink road?"
xlithium0509 (9:14:07 PM): And Ms. Sheep was like
*gurgles blood*
xlithium0509 (9:14:38 PM): And then she was like
"come.. closer... Mr. Pig..." And so he leaned foreward and she
whispered, "... Haggus."
xlithium0509 (9:15:05 PM): And then Mr. Pig floored
it to the animal hospital right away with Ms. Sheep strapped to the roof
xlithium0509 (9:15:19 PM): He literally floored it
into the hospital.
FrogBabiey (9:15:42 PM): lol
xlithium0509 (9:15:47 PM): So, after parking the semi
in the waiting room, he rushed Ms. Sheep in to see the doctor.
FrogBabiey (9:15:48 PM): then????
xlithium0509 (9:16:38 PM): And the doctor, who wishes
to remain annonymous (we'll call him "Mr. Doctor") was all like
"oh em gee Ms. Sheep leik wat happened lawlz?"
xlithium0509 (9:17:12 PM): And Ms. Sheep was like
"my god, speak english. You're not in Chatspeakopiatownburgopolisville
anymore >_>"
xlithium0509 (9:17:35 PM): And he was like "your
totally tright of course i won't do it again"
xlithium0509 (9:17:45 PM): and she was like "use
grammer, LAWLZ"
xlithium0509 (9:17:51 PM): And he was like
"Okay"
xlithium0509 (9:19:18 PM): And so then Mr. Pig was
like "Will Ms. oink Sheep
survive?!" And Mr. Doctor was all like "Only time will tell"
*camera angle zooms in to show close-up of Doc's face at a rather dramatic
angle, cue fade to black and white and freeze frame*
xlithium0509 (9:20:32 PM): And then after a long
commercial brake of lead-poisoned toys and fat people rolling around in
commercials about diets, we come back to the scene of Mr. Wolf driving down the
highway
xlithium0509 (9:21:00 PM): He has lost his llama
disguise somehwere along the line oh my
and is now diabolically laughing
xlithium0509 (9:21:13 PM): BUT THEN OH GOD HE HITS A
TREE
FrogBabiey (9:21:55 PM): lol
xlithium0509 (9:23:02 PM): And Mr. Pig's
cousin/wife/daughter/aunt/grandmother/neice/sister (this takes place in
Kentucky, mind you :3), Mrs. Piggy happens to drive by and lend a hoof.
xlithium0509 (9:23:31 PM): She hauls Mr. Wolf into
her car and speeds him to the very hospital Ms. SHeep is attending
xlithium0509 (9:23:33 PM): *h
xlithium0509 (9:24:50 PM): So then, after driving
into the waiting room as well, she rushes Mr. Wolf to the doctor, who is still
in a frozen, black and white shot.
xlithium0509 (9:25:05 PM): She clears her throat and
all turns colorful and moving again
FrogBabiey (9:25:19 PM): O_O
FrogBabiey (9:25:33 PM): then what!?!
xlithium0509 (9:26:02 PM): "It seems I have oink collected another creature for oink you, master," she cackles, then slinks
away, her lazy eye rolling around maliciously
FrogBabiey (9:26:29 PM): wtf!?!
xlithium0509 (9:26:33 PM): "Yes, yes I see"
he says, matching her evil tone and laughs himself
xlithium0509 (9:26:55 PM): ...and evil laugh
xlithium0509 (9:28:30 PM): So then, after beating Mr.
Pig with the shovel he keeps in his large drawer, he drags the unconcious Ms.
SHeep, Mr. Wolf, and Mr. Pig into his underground laboratory.
xlithium0509 (9:28:33 PM): ...*h
FrogBabiey (9:28:45 PM): is this the same movie?
xlithium0509 (9:28:49 PM): Now it gets interesting,
boys and girls.
FrogBabiey (9:29:10 PM): ok
xlithium0509 (9:30:01 PM): *chuckles to self, shaking
head* *lights pipe* *smoke billows from it, while I keep shaking my head and
smiling* "Yes, yes it is, dear child, yes it is. Now back to our
story"
xlithium0509 (9:31:40 PM): So then ...man, you made forget what I was tlaking about *scrolls
up* ... So then, after dragging the bodies into his lab, he reveals his
true identity.
FrogBabiey (9:32:01 PM): !?!?!
xlithium0509 (9:32:03 PM): "ALAS, THE WOLD SHALL
KNOW ME FOR WHO I TRUELY AM."
FrogBabiey (9:32:14 PM): ???!!!?
FrogBabiey (9:32:15 PM): ?
xlithium0509 (9:32:36 PM): He unzips his suit why is everyone unzipping things and reveals
himself to be...
FrogBabiey (9:32:43 PM): !
FrogBabiey (9:32:45 PM): ?
FrogBabiey (9:32:48 PM): !?
xlithium0509 (9:33:37 PM): A LOBSTER-SHAPED PIÑATA
FrogBabiey (9:34:22 PM): wtf
xlithium0509 (9:34:26 PM): He cackles about his
lobsterly deed almost being completed before limping off towards his bomb stash
in the corner.
xlithium0509 (9:34:37 PM): don't ask how he got that limp.
xlithium0509 (9:35:32 PM): So anyways, limping as
fast as his little lobster legs will allow him, he snatches a bomb and limps
back towards the bodies when Ms. Sheep wakes up!
xlithium0509 (9:36:39 PM): Ms. Sheep looks wildly
around the room, then quickly realizes she must be in an underground
laboratory, probabaly the doctor's, under his office.
xlithium0509 (9:37:24 PM): Ms. Sheep didn't go to Medical school for nothing.
xlithium0509 (9:37:34 PM): ...*thinks of that birth control commercial*
FrogBabiey (9:38:05 PM): lol
xlithium0509 (9:38:16 PM): And then, after zooming
into a close up of Ms. Sheep's terrified, blood-shot eyes, we go to commercial.
xlithium0509 (9:39:00 PM): A bunch of ex-strippers
are sitting in a circle with a sheep in the middle, and all are laughing.
xlithium0509 (9:39:47 PM): "...And that's when I
said, 'what birth control?'" the sheep exclaimed, and everyone around
burst into hysterical laughter.
xlithium0509 (9:41:34 PM): One of the ex-stippers
stops laughing and looks at the camera, saying, "Oh, that Ms. Sheap. She
didn't use bith control, so she had an abortion. Ha-ha. But please... use bith
control. For our sake. Your babies are probabaly going to be ugly."
xlithium0509 (9:43:12 PM): *commercial lists in
monotone the effects of this pill, such as severe spontaneous combustion,
chlamytia of the eye, intestinal cancer, bad cell phone reception, and herpes.
xlithium0509 (9:43:14 PM): **
xlithium0509 (9:43:24 PM): *returns to show*
xlithium0509 (9:44:42 PM): So, the camera shows Mr.
Pig and Mr. Wolf now gaining conciousness, and pleading withthe lobstr to let
them go.
xlithium0509 (9:44:47 PM): *lobster
xlithium0509 (9:45:06 PM): lawlz, eXtreme lobstr guyz lawlz
FrogBabiey (9:45:55 PM): what's he gonna do to them??!!!!?
*starts to cry for wolf and sheep*
xlithium0509 (9:46:36 PM): Mrs. Piggy stands in the
corner, her lazy eye rolling to the extreme left, her teethe sharp and menacing
xlithium0509 (9:46:49 PM): "need... sheep
blood.." she cackles
xlithium0509 (9:48:25 PM): "Nooo you want
childrens blood, not mine!!" Ms. Sheep says. "Trust, me I'm no *guuuurrrrrgle gurgle gurgle* good!" she
cried
xlithium0509 (9:49:13 PM): The lobster came ever
closer, then Mr. Pig asked the obvious queston: "why are you doing
this?" he asked, his eyes pleading
xlithium0509 (9:49:48 PM): "The lobster stopped
dead in his tracks and stared, a smile creeping arcoss his lobstery mouth.
FrogBabiey (9:50:10 PM): they have mouthes?
xlithium0509 (9:51:47 PM): *continues puffing on
pipe* *chuckles to self again* "Yes, dear girl, yes--lobster's do
have mouths. Have you never studied lobsters? Honestly, what the world has
come to..."
xlithium0509 (9:52:08 PM): Okay so anyways
xlithium0509 (9:54:09 PM): "Because, dear pig, I
want revenge for my lobstery kind. We are kidnapped form our homes in
the ocean only to be taken to grocery stores and put in retarded little boxes
where we sit, as though the store expects anyone to buy a live lobster. We
shall kill everyone but that Nicole girl, who has always longed to free us. She
shall be our Lobster queen."
xlithium0509 (9:55:23 PM): "And," he
continued, "I will do this with bombs. Strapped to you guys. In exchange,
I will turn those of you who survive setting off bombs into lobster!:
xlithium0509 (9:55:25 PM): *"
xlithium0509 (9:55:58 PM): They gaped at the lobster,
unbelieving.
xlithium0509 (9:57:07 PM): Mrs. Piggy ran to the
lobster, carting a little red wagon with a squeaky wheel behind her.
xlithium0509 (9:57:24 PM): She piled him and the bomb
into it, then ran to the others.
xlithium0509 (9:57:42 PM): Her lazy eye kept rolling
around.
FrogBabiey (9:58:31 PM): creepy
xlithium0509 (9:58:34 PM): But just then, super
crime-fighing cat-panda-capibura busted though a window
xlithium0509 (9:59:24 PM): and used his super
crime-fighing cat-panda-capibura powers to kill the lobster and
teleporting Mrs. Piggy to an eye-correctional facility, then to an assylum.
xlithium0509 (9:59:32 PM): All lived happily ever
after.
xlithium0509 (9:59:39 PM): The end :3
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| Hmm. I wonder if things will show up right on today's entry?
And I have a dark secret to admit: It's true--I have, stooped to a new level of low. I have a Facebook. Oh, projectile vomit indeed. I don't like it (as a matter of fact, I even like Myspace more, which that network itself sucks more than happy hour at a gay bar). I am severely confused by it @_@
On another note, Holtgren is already kicking people out of the library, according to Noah. Of course, as much as I hate Holtgren, I do think Noah tries to get on her nerves >_> He doesn't really test the waters. He runs straight into the ocean, ignoring the warning shark-infested waters sign, waving his arms and screaming o_O Which, in non-Nicole speak, that means he talks very loudly and brings as many people as humanly possible with him into the library until I feel like I'm in a cubicle. I'm not saying I don't talk or anything, but... yeah.
Well... I'm too lazy to write up a synopsis (god, APLAC has me subconsciously using terms...). Which is probably good for my loyal readers (aka, like, one person haha *waves*). So what are the options for her to write about? Nicole typing up a long rant about her classes? Snore fest. Nicole talking about how she doesn't want to rant about it? Coma fest.
Maybe I'll complain about APLAC. Just a teensy bit :3
So. Much. Work. SMW. Sucks Meticulously Wording. Sacrificing Mountain Wombats.
However you say it, it all adds up to one thing: Annotations, annotations, reader responses, more annotations, and vocab. Let's throw another reader response in there for good measure. Okay, now we're at the urk level.
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| EDIT: Hmm, bold, underline, and italics aren't working right. Actually, the altogether font is being weird. Sorry about that ^-^;
Still don't have my computer back, but the guy fixing it gave us a loaner some weeks ago. Boo. No Photoshop. Or Winamp. Or like anything else that makes a computer worth having. Like memory >_>
Anyways, thought I'd enlighten you with my classes. Hacha.
1st: Economics
It's okay, not really hard yet. I just don't remember some of the definitions for stuff o.O On the plus side, though, Schroder (horribly misspelled? eh.) will exempt you from the exam if you have a 90% average and $2,100 left (apparently you get fake money and invest in things and stuff and try to make more? *confused about this*). Woo. Kristen sits behind me in it.
2nd: Algebra 2A
Yes. 2A. >_> Kim and Dakotah are in the class (... mainly Kim o_O). I swear the teacher can feel waves of retardation radiating from my brain. Whenever I have trouble with a problem, Carlsie (... horribly misspelled again? why can't they all be named Smith...) happens to walk by and ask me if I need help with it o_o She seems nice, though, if not a bit scary--she tends to have some of the same facial expressions as Holtgren and their voices are similar. Apparently she's leik tOtAlLy B-F-F's LAWL with Holtgren, though. Hmm...
3rd: Psychology
By far my favorite class. Interesting people, plus Keller is the teacher, and he's really... fascinating? o_O he doesn't bore you like a lot of teachers do. Plus Sandy and Beth are in it. Beth sits like next to me (well, diagonally, but close enough to consider it next to? ...why am I going into extreme detail...) and Sandy sits, like... on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean practically.
4th: APLAC
Mrs. Ziegler seems really nice. She doesn't try to kill our brain cells with boredom-induced aneurysms, either n__n Maggie, Noah, Max, and Katie A. are in it, so that's... joyous? Though I do feel like occasionally stabbing Noah when he has random outbursts like:
Noah: "THIS IS APLAC, MAN, YOU NEED TO USE IMAGERY. POETRY ISN'T GOOD WITHOUT IMAGERY. IMAGERY IMAGERY BLAH BLAH IMAGEBLAH."
Noah: *crosses legs* *Disgusted sigh* *sips coffee*
Nicole: *eye twitches* *mentally unleashes a rather large, hungry bear upon him*
o.O
Anyways, the workload isn't too bad, and she actually likes the room to have noise in it when people are working; not, like, wild-crazy-drunken-lampshade-on-head-keg-party kind of loud, but she likes to have a little discussion between people going on.
5th: Español
Maggie's in it with me. I have Sra. Baker ._. I was hoping to get Sr. Plichta, considering I was almost failing Sra's class last year then at 2nd semester got switched to Sr's class and suddenly I understood stuff and got like A's o_o I just don't understand her teaching method. Or Sr. Infante's o_O He seems nice, he just teaches too much like her. Plus his handwriting is really weird o.O It's so boring. The entire hour my mind makes up little stories about things out of desperation to try to stay awake it's like:
Nicole: Oh god, falling.. asleep...
Nicole's Brain: NEVER FEAR, SUPER-WEIRD-STORY-TELLING-BRAIN IS HERE :3
Nicole: OH GOD QUICK THINK OF SOMETHI--zzzz.
Nicole's Brain: WAIT WAT'S ZAT OVER THAR, NICOLE LAWLZ <3 ?
Nicole: *cracks open eyes and looks* Why, that's a fly, Brain.
Nicole's Brain: Yes, indeed it is. Where do you suppose that fly lives, Nicole?
Nicole: ... Why, I never thought of that *ponders*
Nicole's Brain: Yes, yes, perhaps it lives in New Zealand and is here on the run from the termite mafia. I wonder if he has a family? Perhaps a wife and 27 maggots--little Timmy and Susie and Bobby Joe, perhaps.
o_O Either that, or I think of ways to kill myself with everyday objects out of desperation to leave that class during the entire hour. Productive.
6th: Chemistry
Aha, Chem-Is-Try. o.O I have Samual. He seems nice and stuff, though a little scary because he's all like "RAWR IF YOU CHEAT I WILL CUT OFF YOUR RIGHT HAND but if you want extra credit you can take a duck or fish quiz <3" He's also quite distracting when we work on worksheets and stuff, but that's okay haha. Besides the fact that I'm horrible at Chemistry and don't understand a thing about it, and I don't know anyone in that class except Dakotah, it's not as bad as I initially thought it was :3
So yeah, that's it. All things considered, it's not that bad; I just wish I had a different Spanish teacher. Meh.
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| Long time, no update.
Lets see... what did Nicole do since her last update... There was a picnic thing on Tuesday! But I didn't go to it because I couldn't find it o.O (que? Yeah, I can't read maps ._.)
Umm... I'm going to Maggie's today... not really sure who's going to be there? Wow, this is boring, so far o.o
Umm.. my next post be be.. muy.. fascinating. I'll make it >:D *waaaaaves* ----Edit----
Ooh, ooh! I just remembered something interesting? Yesss. So, Nicole's computer killed itself last week. Boo. But! The guy who's fixing it (... it sounds like a puppy >_>) was looking through the My Pictures thing (... what? That's.. not.. creepy...) and decided he wants me to design a logo for his website. Yay? Eh. I still don't have the computer back (I'm at my mom's house right now), but when I do I have a bunch of stuff to draw in Photoshop o_o The end. | | |
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